The 'Most balla shit eva' poll is closed and we have no clear winner. Dinosaur egg, poop sprinkled with diamonds, and fur coat from polar bear Hulk Hogan choked out, are all tied at 2. Since this is my blag and I am the law, I'm going to go ahead and say the fur coat made from a polar bear that Hulk Hogan choked out is easily the most balla shit eva. So congrats to the winner!
More useless and inane polls to follow.